On Earth, we zoom onto Bowser's Castle, where M. Para Koopa, a friendly but annoying Paratroopa, was doing the same he does everyday: Annoy his "friend", Koopa...
"Hey Koopa!! Koopa!!!" M. Para Koopa said to Koopa, buzzing around him like a bee.
"What do you want?! You've been annoying me all day!!" Koopa replied angrily.
"I got a jookee for you!" M. Para Koopa said smiling.
"Oh not again..." Koopa rolled his eyes as he knew what would happen next.
"Ok ok, here goes" M. Para Koopa said snickering. "What is green and doesn't have wings?"
"I don't know, grass?" Koopa asked confused.
"Nope! A Green Koopa Troopa!!! HAHAHA!!!!" M. Para Koopa bursted in laughter after finishing.
Koopa stood dumbfounded searching sense to the answer, and when he found it, he only sighed heavily, and walked out the room he was in, cursing under his breath.
M. Para Koopa only rolled on the air, laughing uncontrollably at his own joke.
As the day went by, M. Para Koopa only annoyed Koopa, who got angrier by every joke and annoyance M. Para Koopa did.
"Ooh! Ooh!! I got another one!! One of the funniest ones!" M. Para Koopa said, ready to tell another joke to Koopa, who was done and ready to explode.
And that's what happened.
"Ok! Here goes!!" The winged Koopa was ready to tell the joke when suddenly...
"AAHHH!!!! THAT'S IT!!!!! ENOUGH MAKING FUN OF ME FOR ONE, FREAKING DAY!!!!! I'M DONE!!!!" Koopa yelled at M. Para Koopa in anger, grabbing M. Para Koopa by a wing, and bringing him down to the ground face first.
"Ouch!!! What the hell man?!" M. Para Koopa yelled scared.
"Oh nothing. But I know you love to fly, right?" Koopa asked menacingly.
"Ye-yeah!! I love to fly!!" M. Para Koopa replied scared to the question, not knowing what would come next.
"Nice... Then how about I take you to an amazing flight?! Out of this world!!!" Koopa asked him and without waiting for his response, he dragged M. Para Koopa to the outskirts of Bowser's Castle.
A few minutes later, the Paratroopa found himself on a cannon, with no way out.
"Oh shoot, where am I?"
"You've just earned a one way ticket, out of this world, AND MY DAMN SIGHT!!!" Koopa said outside, with a match on his hand.
"What?!" M. Para Koopa said astonished. "Hey.... I smell smoke... Is something on fire?!" He said scared, waiting an answer.
"Well, nothing's on or going to be on fire.... But this cannon!!!" And as soon as he said the last word, Koopa lit the match, and then the cannon's fuse.
"Holy flying bob-ombs!!!! Don't tell me that I'm going to be shot out of this thing!!" M. Para Koopa screamed in fear, struggling to escape.
"Of course! But not that I care!! HAVE A GOOD FLIGHT!!!!!" Koopa replied and similarly to M. Para Koopa earlier, he burst into hysterical laughter.
Only a loud BOOM!!! was heard, and M. Para Koopa got blasted out of the cannon up to the skies, unable to control where he would land.
Back in space, Yoshi still was in the first planet of a known place, confirming his doubts, not knowing what's to come.
"Then... It's not a dream, I am in the Good Egg Galaxy!" Yoshi said to himself in amazement.
"But... How I'll get back to Earth?!"
That question was what filled his mind, walking around in the planet, not knowing what to do.
Little did he know, he wasn't going to be the only one stranded in space.
"AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!" M. Para Koopa screamed and later ended up in front of a strange house, in the vastness of space.
"Holy moly... Where... Am I?..." The Paratroopa said confused, and looked around, to see he was in a strange place.
He looked up to the sky. "Wut? Am I on space?" He thought. "Why yes I am! Oh yeah! I'm the first Paratroopa in space!! Take THAT Koopa!!! Hahaha!!!!" He bragged about his newly found achievement, however, other thing caught his attention.
"Hey... Who's that guy?" He turned to look at Yoshi, who still walked through the planet, disoriented.
"Hey... Is that a Paratroopa? Hmm.... Maybe he knows as to where I can go..." He said to himself and walked closer to the Paratroopa.
"Huh? It's coming towards me! Crap!" M. Para Koopa said as he tried to escape, tripping on a strange kind of glowing rock, falling on the ground.
"Ouch... Please don't hurt me!!" He pleaded, hoping to be all right.
"Umm... I'm not gonna hurt you, I just need some help..." Yoshi said.
"Help? From me?" M. Para Koopa replied surprised. "Umm... Sorry... But I can't help you..."
Uhh... Why not? I mean, you aren't from here right?" Yoshi asked.
Nope! I come from Bowser's Castle! I work for Bowser! Actually, you must be Yoshi right?" The Paratroopa said, something telling him that he should not be talking with their enemy, as Bowser always reminds his Troop.
"Yeah, I am... How did you end up here then?" Yoshi asked more confused than before.
"Well, I was annoying my friend and suddenly he snapped and put me on a cannon and fired me up to here. Besides, where the heck are we?" M. Para Koopa said while looking around.
"Well, we are in space, in the Good Egg Galaxy to be precise!" Yoshi replied as if it was normal.
M. Para Koopa froze dead on his tracks.
"Wait... Good Egg Galaxy is a place on the 'Super Mario Galaxy' game... Right?" He asked back to Yoshi, still surprised at what he heard.
"Yup! I love that game! However, I didn't expect for a Galaxy in there to be true..." Yoshi said back happily.
"Wow... I like that game, but only to an extent, only because it doesn't feature Paratroopas! Hmph." M. Para Koopa rolled his eyes.
"However, how do I get out of here?" He asked Yoshi.
"Well, that's what I wanna know, but if we work together, we can figure a way out!" Yoshi said, happy about the idea.
"Wait wait! Stop right there dude! Me? Work with you? I'm sorry... But I can't! We're different! You are from the good guys, I'm from the bad guys! We can't stick together!" He replied to Yoshi, who felt a bit hurt about how he got replied.
"Oh... Ok..." he looked to the floor and slowly walked to the other side of the planet, in hopes to return home.
"Well... That does it." M. Para Koopa said to himself and tried to move, but he remembered something.
"Wait. How in the world I'm gonna get out of here and return to Earth?!" He said to himself and desperately looked around, and the only thing that his eyes catched for help was Yoshi, who still went to the other side of the planet.
"Ok... Maybe I went a little too harsh on the guy." He thought to himself. "Maybe I can apologize, and,
Partner up with him to get out of here?"
"Nah, it's best that I don't. Bowser will find out and then I'll be a dead turtle! Or worse...
I'll lose my wings!!" He gulped after saying that last bit, because he always says that losing the wings is a Koopa Paratroopa's worst nightmare.
He then remembered he had to move, and looked forward, but Yoshi was nowhere to be seen then.
"Oh no... What do I do!?" M. Para Koopa panicked around, still deciding over asking a good guy for help or not.
To be continued.....
Originally Written January 3rd, 2016